My diary for Friday, 29/08/2008

Friday. Did ya know that there are nearly 3 billion people in the world living on around £1 a day? Sounds dead desparate... and then there is me - a virgin nerd with BO according to my mum. I mean how insulting is it to have a mother who goes out and buys ‘odour eaters’ and puts them in your shoes, without even saying nuffin. Are mums really necessary I ask myself? Cills texted messaged me 'Cul8r'. Can she mean it?Need her, want her, but bet she's just sending me up. Begged Dad to give up using our car - as read that it produces 5 tonnes of carbon dioxide each year - and was afraid it might fall on me. Told him he should be cycling like me. Emailed Cills back saying 'Ya - and where?'. No reply and now me hormones are buzzin. What should I do? No - don't answer that.

more tomorrow...

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